How to Traumatize Your Children

7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill

Contributors

By Knock Knock

Illustrated by Bradley R. Hughes

Formats and Prices

On Sale
Jun 1, 2011
Page Count
144 pages
Publisher
Knock Knock
ISBN-13
9781601063090

Price

$12.00

Price

$16.00 CAD

Format

Trade Paperback

Format:

Trade Paperback $12.00 $16.00 CAD

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children: 7 Proven Methods to Help You Screw Up Your Kids Deliberately and with Skill has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!

  • Learn the latest buzzwords and trends in traumatic parenting!
  • Choose a personal trauma style—controlling, indulgent, and more!
  • Paperback; 4.5 x 6.5 inches; 144 pages
  • Written by Knock Knock

Knock Knock

About the Author


KNOCK KNOCK is a maker of products that bring wit, heart, productivity (and occasional light profanity) to everyday life. Our pads, planners, journals, and books help people accomplish their goals, express their feelings, and laugh at the absurdity of modern existence.
 
We live by (at least) two mottos: “We Put the Fun in Functional” and “Make a List—You’ll Feel Better.” We consider list-making and laughter to be essential forms of self-care. (And, obvs, we love mottos.)
 

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