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A-Hole Citation: Nifty Notes

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With Nifty Notes, anyone can send a strong message with a small but mighty notepad. A-HOLE CITATION alerts someone on the spot when they are exhibiting real ass-holey-ness behaviors! Whether it's family members, friends, or strangers, this little pad helps… Read More
Quickie Love Note: Nifty Notes

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With Nifty Notes, anyone can send a strong message with a small but mighty notepad. FILL-IN-THE LOVE NIFTY NOTE offers a chance to say it sweetly, whatever “it” may be. This pad is great for anyone who has trouble putting… Read More
Prescription (Refresh) Nifty Note

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All Out of Fucks Nifty Note

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Fart Citation Nifty Note Pad

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As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers.… Read More
Paper Hug Nifty Note Pad

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Spread good vibes and send hugs that last with this sweet lil’ Nifty Note! Versatile checkboxes and blank writing areas let you customize it for any situation! Coworker spilled coffee on their laptop? Give ’em a Paper Hug. Husband got… Read More
Office Citation Nifty Note (Second Edition)

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Put annoying coworkers in their place, whether they’re guilty of poor meeting etiquette or disregarding your need to gossip. This firm-but-polite memo shows them who’s boss and encourages them to leverage their assets outta your way.Because sarcastic office reminders are… Read More
Gentle Reminder Nifty Note

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Use these gentle-yet-firm motivational notes to express your demands without seeming overbearing or naggy. Does someone owe you money, or did they borrow your stuff? Maybe they’re late on a deadline? Drop ’em one of these uplifting reminders so they… Read More
Parking Citation Nifty Note (Pastel Yellow)

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Strike a blow for curbside justice with our Parking Citation Nifty Note—spiffed up and back by popular demand! This official-ish funny parking ticket charges offenders with infractions from wasting curb space to leaving a pet in their car, and remind… Read More
High Five Nifty Note (Pastel Yellow)

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What could be more satisfying than congratulating someone with a classic high five? Unfortunately, this tried-and-true greeting is depressingly short-lived. Maximize avowals of approval with our High Five Nifty Note—guaranteed to outlast even the most overzealous verbal praise.Paper high five… Read More
Today’s Mood Nifty Note Pad

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This notepad harnesses the power & simplicity of grade-school feelings charts. Because sometimes (most of the time?) grownups need help saying how they feel. Let friends, family, and coworkers know why you’re acting that way—without the hassle and inconvenience of… Read More
Pep Talk Nifty Note Pad (Second Edition)

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Just grab a pen, check a few boxes, and voilà—this charming desk notepad becomes an instant spirit-booster for anyone who needs it! Hand these inspirational notes out to coworkers, sweethearts, friends, family, the mail carrier . . . even yourself… Read More
Passive Aggressive Nifty Note (Second Edition)

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Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive paper tantrum notepad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene. Great for communication between roommates and coworkers!Make communication sweet… Read More
Random Note of Kindness Nifty Note

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The world needs more random goodness, right? Now you can do your part to spread funny, positive affirmations across the land (or office, or wherever) with practically no effort. You probably know at least a dozen people who deserve this… Read More
Apology Nifty Note (Second Edition)

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Defuse conflicts and avoid the humbling, awkward act of actually “saying” I’m sorry with this handy paper workaround. Just fill in the blanks, hand it over—and hey presto, problem solved!File under: funny gift for boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse /… Read More
We Need To Talk Nifty Note – Memo Checklist Pad

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Literally everyone loves (and needs) funny work notepads, from teachers to trial lawyers! This one lets you alert others when it’s time to chat, whether you need to hatch plans, make peace, or just vent. Share with friends, roomies, coworkers,… Read More
Awesome Citation Nifty Note Pad (Pastel Version)

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It's awesome to be awesome. And it's even more awesome to be told you're awesome. Issue this declaration of awesomeness to an awesome person to express feelings of amazement or admiration. It'll be awesome.Hello, awesome office gifts for coworkers +… Read More
Paper Tantrum Nifty Note Pad (Pastel Version)

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When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: "She's hungry." "He's overtired." "She needs a change." Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity.Why… Read More
WTF Nifty Note Pad (Pastel Version)

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Spell out your befuddlement in the midst of any circumstance (while also channeling pent-up frustration) with the English-speaking world’s most expressive acronym and the simple check of a box or two. It’s the ultimate FYI.Need office gifts for coworkers? These… Read More
While You Were Nifty Note Pad

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When you have a memo for someone who’s away from their desk/recliner/barstool, this while you were out message pad is just the ticket! With old school charm and new-school wit, it conveys your message and busts them at the same… Read More
Attitude of Gratitude Nifty Note

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Psychologists, gurus, and fairy godmothers agree: gratitude is essential to happiness. And now it’s as easy as checking a box. Use this pad to take stock of the good stuff and share your appreciation with others, yourself, or the Universe!Gratitude… Read More
You Good? Nifty Note

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Sometimes, the most supportive thing you can say to another person is simply, “You good?” It’s lighthearted yet sincere, never heavy or nosy— just right for reaching out to friends, neighbors, family, coworkers, baristas, delivery people, or...well, anyone! Giving folks a… Read More
Self-Care RX Nifty Note

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It’s time to stop, drop, and TLC yourself, people! We know self-care is vital, but sometimes it’s hard to prioritize ourselves without feeling a bit selfish. This pad offers permission—nay, a prescription!—to actually carve out time to nurture ourselves. Think… Read More
Paper Tantrum Nifty Note

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When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: "She's hungry." "He's overtired." "She needs a change." Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity.Why… Read More
Awesome Citation Nifty Note Pad (Yellow)

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It's awesome to be awesome. And it's even more awesome to be told you're awesome. Issue this declaration of awesomeness to an awesome person to express feelings of amazement or admiration. It'll be awesome.If we say "awesome" one more time,… Read More
WTF Nifty Note Pad (Magenta Purple)

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Spell out your befuddlement in the midst of any circumstance (while also channeling pent-up frustration) with the English-speaking world’s most expressive acronym and the simple check of a box or two. It’s the ultimate FYI.Never be at a loss for… Read More
Passive-Aggressive Nifty Note Pad

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Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene. Great for communication between roommates and frenemies!Make communication sweet and… Read More
Pep Talk Nifty Note Pad

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No one likes to be bummed out, but everybody drags from time to time—and that's why God invented pep talks. Turn those frowns upside down with this paper picker-upper—good cheer guaranteed!Encourage the easy wayModern-day etiquette for the masses4 x 5.25… Read More
Bitch Citation Nifty Note Pad

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Now that "bitch" is an affectionate term (mostly), you can tell the bitches in your life exactly what kind of bitch they are. Whether they're your bitch or just a certain kind of bitch, don't they deserve to know?Even better… Read More
Apology Nifty Note Pad

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With the Apology Nifty Note, we've taken the difficult, awkward act of contrition and made it easy. Now, by filling in the blanks, you never have to actually "say" you’re sorry.Defuse conflicts and avert poutingModern-day etiquette for the masses4 x… Read More

Knock Knock

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KNOCK KNOCK is a maker of products that bring wit, heart, productivity (and occasional light profanity) to everyday life. Our pads, planners, journals, and books help people accomplish their goals, express their feelings, and laugh at the absurdity of modern existence.

We live by (at least) two mottos: “We Put the Fun in Functional” and “Make a List—You’ll Feel Better.” We consider list-making and laughter to be essential forms of self-care. (And, obvs, we love mottos.)

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